Okay, so here’s the deal — life? It’s weird. You don’t get a rulebook, no map, no GPS. You just kind of stumble around, hoping you don’t trip over your own feet. I’ve learned a bunch of General stuff the hard way, mostly from falling flat on my face. Wish I’d known some of it earlier… maybe then I wouldn’t be the guy who once tried to microwave a metal fork. True story. Don’t ask.
Know Thyself. Like, Really Know
Look, I used to think I was just fine, no need to dig deep. Then one day, boom — emotional meltdown over a burnt toast. Turns out, knowing yourself ain’t just some cheesy self-help babble. It’s crucial. Like, you gotta understand what makes you tick before you try to fit in with anyone else.
- Write dumb little notes to yourself. I mean, even scribbles count.
- Meditate? Meh, just sit quiet for a minute and try not to think about pizza.
- Ask your friends what they think of you—if you’re brave enough.
It’s one of those General things you don’t notice until you do it, then you’re like, “Why didn’t I start sooner?”
Fail. Often. And Proud
Listen, if you never fall, you’re probably not doing much. I remember trying to impress a date by cooking spaghetti… I ended up setting off the fire alarm. The firemen showed up, the date left. But guess what? I learned. Failure ain’t the enemy—it’s your weird, sweaty buddy nudging you to get better.
Failing is the original life coach. Just don’t keep him waiting too long.
Time? It’s More Precious Than Gold (or That Fancy Watch You Bought)
We all blow time like it’s endless. Spoiler alert: it ain’t. Once, I spent an entire afternoon watching cats on YouTube. No regrets. But real talk, your time’s the one thing you can never get back.
- Stop scrolling through nonsense for hours.
- Put some time in your day for you—even if that’s just sitting on the porch pretending you have your life together.
- Remember: you can always find time for what matters.
Here’s a weird historical fact: Ancient Romans used water clocks to keep track of time. Imagine waiting for your phone to beep instead of just ignoring it. Yeah, that.
Say “No.” Seriously.
I used to be the “yes man.” Like, anything anyone asked, I was there. Then I got so tired I started answering calls with “Who dis?” (Not proud.) Saying no is a superpower. You don’t owe people a reason or an explanation.
- Say no to things that drain you.
- Protect your peace like it’s your last samosa.
- People will respect you more when you have boundaries.
This one’s a General life hack that’s easy to ignore until burnout hits like a truck.
Money Stuff — Don’t Ignore It
Here’s me admitting I was clueless about money for way too long. I once thought “budgeting” was something fancy people did when they got bored. Spoiler: it’s the opposite of boring if you wanna survive adulthood.
- Don’t spend like you’re on an endless shopping spree.
- Save even a little bit—it adds up faster than you think.
- Learn a few money basics; you don’t have to be Warren Buffett, but don’t act like a kid in a candy store either.
Think of it as watering a plant; a little care goes a long way.
People Come and Go, and That’s Cool
If someone ghosts you, don’t sweat it. Life’s a revolving door. I once had a best friend who suddenly vanished like my missing socks—no warning, no goodbye. Hurt? Yeah. But you learn to roll with it.
- People change.
- Sometimes they’re meant for a season, not forever.
- Let go without feeling like a bad person.
Even Cleopatra had frenemies, so you’re not alone.
Your Body Is Not a Trash Can
Here’s the truth nobody wants to shout: treating your body like a late-night fast food joint? It’ll bite back. I learned this after trying to sprint 5 minutes and collapsing like a soggy pancake.
- Walk, move, stretch—even if it’s just dancing badly in your room.
- Sleep like your life depends on it (because it kinda does).
- Don’t ignore when your brain’s yelling for a break.
Health is the OG wealth. No one ever wished for more pizza when they were on their deathbed. Weird, right?
Confidence Is a Lie… Kind of
You think confidence means never being scared? Nah. Confidence is pretending like you know what you’re doing, even when you don’t. I once gave a speech, hands shaking like jelly, but I just smiled and faked it till I made it.
- Take tiny risks.
- Fail (yeah, again).
- Celebrate even the dumb little wins.
Turns out, most people are just winging it anyway.
Kindness Is Like Magic Dust
You can’t buy it, but it changes everything. Once I held the door for a grumpy old man and he gave me the biggest smile. Felt like I won the lottery. No joke.
- Compliment people like it’s your job.
- Be patient, even when the line is slow.
- Give without expecting a cookie back.
Kindness might just be the world’s oldest secret weapon.
Gratitude—The Tiny Game Changer
I’m not a fan of the whole “be grateful” cliché, but hear me out. When life’s a mess, focusing on one good thing can flip the whole day.
- Write down what made you smile.
- Thank someone, even if it’s just the barista.
- Find a little good every single day.
This isn’t some fancy psychology trick; it’s just basic human stuff.
Perfection is Overrated (I Promise)
You know that feeling where you stare at a blank page, terrified it won’t be perfect? Yeah, me too. It’s called “paralysis by analysis.” I wasted hours on a presentation trying to make it flawless and missed the deadline. Oops.
- Start. Even if it sucks.
- Fix it later.
- Done > Perfect.
Perfect is boring anyway.
Life’s Like a Crazy Road Trip
Plans? Ha! They change all the time. My cousin once booked a trip to Spain and ended up in Portugal because he read the map wrong. Best trip ever.
- Be ready to pivot.
- Expect the unexpected.
- Laugh at the chaos.
Flexibility is your best travel buddy in life.
Stop Comparing, Mate
Social media makes you feel like everyone’s winning, and you’re stuck eating noodles. But those highlight reels? Fake news. Trust me, even the most “perfect” people have bad hair days and awkward moments.
- Unfollow accounts that make you feel meh.
- Celebrate your own weirdness.
- Focus on your journey, not theirs.
Comparison’s just a joy thief in disguise.
Your Surroundings Matter—A Lot
I once worked in a messy room for a week. I was grouchy and zero productivity. Cleaned it up and suddenly felt like a new person. Weird how that works.
- Hang out with people who lift you up.
- Toss clutter like it’s yesterday’s gossip.
- Fill your feed with good vibes.
Your environment is a sneaky General factor in how you feel.
Control What You Can, Forget the Rest
Worrying about stuff beyond your reach? Useless. Like stressing over rain when you forgot your umbrella.
- Focus on your actions.
- Let go of drama you can’t fix.
- Chill, breathe, repeat.
Life’s easier when you stop fighting the wind.
Passion Needs a Sidekick
Passion’s cool and all, but if you don’t work your butt off too, it’s just a hobby. I tried turning my love of baking into a business, but I quickly learned passion doesn’t pay rent.
- Hustle smart.
- Learn the ropes.
- Keep grinding.
Passion + grit = the real deal.
Relationships > Everything Else
You might think your phone is your best friend (been there), but real people matter most. I remember spending my twenties glued to screens, missing birthdays and hangouts. Dumb.
- Call your folks.
- Meet friends IRL.
- Be there, really there.
At the end of the day, people are your real treasure.
You Don’t Need Everyone’s Thumbs Up
Trying to please everyone? Ha! Good luck. I once dyed my hair neon green just to see who’d actually care. Spoiler: nobody really did.
- Be yourself, unapologetically.
- Not everyone’s gonna like it.
- And that’s fine.
Authenticity beats approval any day.
Own Your Life Like a Boss
Blaming others is easy. Fixing stuff? Not so much. Took me ages to realize I’m the CEO of my own mess.
- Own your mistakes.
- Stop waiting for rescue.
- Get stuff done.
Taking charge is the ultimate General move.
Okay, I gotta stop here—coffee just spilled on my keyboard, so if the typos got worse, blame that. But hey, life’s messy, right? For a solid laugh and some wild stories, check out “The Definitely Real Guide to Life’s Weird Lessons” — it’s fantastic (and maybe totally made up).
Hope these General lessons help you dodge some bumps I hit. Remember, nobody’s perfect. I’m just a guy who tried to adult and mostly succeeded… sometimes.